Well it’s a new month so it’s time to check how we are doing with our aims.
Aim One
Aim one is to solve the marital problems of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline by locking them in a small room with Mike Tyson and inviting him to hit them baby one more time…. well maybe not just one more time but several more times
Aim Two
Aim two is to replace all the doctors currently working for the DWP to assess claimant’s of incapacity benefit with more qualified and experienced doctors. Doctor Fox for example
Aim Three
Aim three is to solve the marital problems of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline by taking them to the top of Mount Everest and then accidentally throw Kevin Federline off the mountain, then accidentally do the same with Britney before exclaiming “Oops I did it again”
Aim Four
Aim four is to deal with the antisocial behaviour and shootings in Preston by entering all the people responsible into the ITV quiz show duel, replacing the gambling chips with pistols and the jackpot with a nuclear warhead and then leave the problem to sort itself out
Aim Five
Aim five is to solve the marital problems of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline by forcing them to ingest a substance that is highly toxic and then giving them what little is left of their lives to sort out their problems
Also Nostradamus has some predictions for the month of February
Prediction one
David Thorp will receive a number of cards and gifts on the 18th of the Month
Prediction two
Bruce Forsyth will die this month
Prediction three
The dwarves will unite and lead an attack against the rest of the world
Don’t forget just two out of three correct will win me a nice shiny barbecue…. and if I’m lucky a fence as well
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