A bit late but lets check on our aims
Aim One
Aim one is to take an extra 10p off every pound that Gordon Brown earns and see how he likes it
Aim Two
Aim two is to celebrate Labours drubbing at the local elections by making them call a general election and hopefully get a competent government for the first time in ten years
Aim Three
Aim three is to solve the roadwork chaos in Preston by simply closing the city to all traffic and getting all roadworks completed at the same time thereby causing less disruption than currently
Aim Four
Aim four is to celebrate the return of Gladiators to TV on a medium that the majority of people in this country cannot view by linking to torrents of each episode
Aim Five
Aim five is tell everyone how it is possible to get £500 free cash using the paypal system thereby knocking a big gaping hole in ebays new “safety” policy that paypal is now compulsory on all ebay listings
Lets check on Nostradamus’s predictions for last month
Prediction one was "A major Government department will lose people's personal data"..... the closest we saw in the news was that HSBC lost some data. However as banks are not a Government department (despite them believing they are above the law and Government) I'm afraid it's a bad start for Nosty
Prediction two was "The job centre will mess up at least one of our benefit payments this month"...... Shockingly no
Prediction three was "Blood will pour from the sky and a cat will give birth to a snake"...... And it's a duck for Nosty with zero out of three right
This months Predictions
Prediction One
Following the success of the local elections, Gordon Brown will call a general election
Prediction Two
Banks will close for no valid reason on two days this month
Prediction Three
The sun will go supernova destroying the earth and the only survivor will be a duck
Just two out of three right will win Nosty a nice shiny Barbecue
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