Yvonne has turned the scary age of 21 today. Of course I’m 2 years away from a much scarier age so can’t really talk.

Anyway:

Happy Birthday Yvonne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any random passers by can use the comment system on here to wish her a happy birthday. Any random passers by that don’t do so will have their IP addresses logged and passed onto the “boys” (only kidding)

With a few glitches to the website however firefox’s record attempt is now underway

Time once again to check on our aims:

Aim One

Aim one is to deal with vegetarians complaining about leather seats on buses by introducing them to the concept that is the food chain

Aim Two

Aim two is to start taking bets on just how long before Gladiator Inferno pops out of her costume

Aim Three

Aim three is to join the vegetarians protesting the leather seats on buses by protesting outside M&S about their use of sheep’s wool in some of their clothing

Aim Four

Aim four is to organise a sponsored event for charity where Gordon Ramsay obtains sponsorship to go an entire episode of the F Word without swearing and to personally present the charity with their cheque for 2p

Aim Five

Aim Five is to join with the vegetarians protesting about the leather seats on buses by standing outside Asda with a sign saying “Carrots have feelings too!!!”

And it’s also time to see if Nostradamus has won himself the barbecue just in time for it starting to pee down again

Prediction One was "Following the success of the local elections, Gordon Brown will call a general election"..... oddly enough he hasn't done. Can't imagine why!

Prediction Two was "Banks will close for no valid reason on two days this month" and indeed they did on May 5th and May 26th.... those lazy bankers

Prediction Three was "The sun will go supernova destroying the earth and the only survivor will be a duck" and though we can't currently tell, the sun does appear to be still shining and the Earth is still standing

So just one out of three right this month however here are next months predictions, 2 out of three right will win the barbecue

Prediction One

A group of social misfits all desperate for fame will be locked into the confines of a small house and garden and made to perform a variety of stupid and pointless tasks by a disembodied relative all in the name of entertainment

Prediction Two

Serial womaniser Russel Brand will come out and admit to a gay love affair with George Michael

Prediction Three

Gladiator Inferno will pop out of her costume and it will be shown in full on Sky One (and available from a torrent site near you should you be one of the 55 million people in the country who can’t get sky one)