September Aims
Posted by Dave in Aims, tags: Aims, barbecue, Nostradamus, predictions, TMWRNJNew month means we need to check once again on our aims
Aim One
Aim one is to have a house warming party at some point
Aim Two
Aim two is to take a leaf out of faceparty’s book and launch a website called “Paedo’s Paradise” and then pass the members details onto some men who can then hit them with bricks
Aim Three
Aim three is to remind people complaining about stabbings in Eastenders before the watershed that all they need to do is step outside their home and there will be enough stabbings without the need to pay a license fee
Aim Four
Aim four is to celebrate Wolf’s permanent involvement with the new series of Gladiators by providing him with a gold plated zimmer frame and then have him beat up Oblivion and Tornado with it for being such complete and utter nobs!
Aim Five
Aim five is to avoid publishing my new home address on this blog in case Oblivion and Tornado read aim four and decide to beat me up… however if Inferno, Tempest or Ice want it they can e-mail me through this blog!
With summer nearly over surely Nostradamus must be able to enjoy food poisoning outdoors. Let’s find out!
Hull City will be on top of the Premiership at some point this month…… well they came close but no cigar
There will be a bomb scare at Downing St as Gordon Brown mistakes the timer counting down how long he has left before he needs to pack for a bomb timer….. nope, though Gordon was probably too busy packing to notice it
The death of a sparrow will spark the beginning of world war 3….. and it’s a duck for the second month in a row as whilst many sparrows died this month none triggered global warfare!
Next month’s predictions are:
Prediction One
Apple will release a software update for the iPhone 3G
Prediction Two
Following the software update every single iPhone 3G user will stop complaining just because their phone can’t emulate a kitchen sink
Prediction Three
A kitchen sink feature will be added to the iPhone 3G
2 out of 3 correct will win a nice shiny barbecue… just in time for winter!
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