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It’s aims time

Aim One

Aim one is to buy a DVD off knock off Nigel of TVs “Are You Being Served” featuring the rare episode where Mr Humphries travels to Australia and hooks up with a Shelia

Aim Two

Is to celebrate Alistair Darling’s policy of taxing the rich to assist the poor by moving 11 Downing Street to Sherwood Forest and finding him some merry merry men

Aim Three

Aim three is to create a set of eligibility criteria for the Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition so people over the age of 40, generally ugly or covered in tattoos don’t waste their time

Aim Four

Aim four is to hope and pray that on official star wars day 2009 George Lucas decides to release both Star Wars trilogies onto Blu Ray

Aim Five

Aim five is to badger Peter Jackson into doing the same with the Lord of the Rings trilogy by locking him in a large room with a bunch of Orcs until he sees sense

Surely by now Nostradamus must have gotten 2 out of 3 of his predictions right to win his very own barbecue. Let’s find out

Prediction one was “Joining the rest of the nation in confusing Jade Goody with their mother, Princes William and Harry will be seen crying at Jade Goody’s funeral”…… and no the princes demonstrated more common sense than the rest of the nation combined by realising that their mother and Jade Goody are very different people

Prediction two was “Stuart and Alexander Thorp will receive an invisible Easter Egg off one of their so called relatives this month”….. and yes the overwhelming generosity towards their own flesh and blood demonstrated by one relative of Stuart and Alex who shall remain nameless continues.

Prediction three was “The moon will fall out of orbit and crash into the Earth destroying all except one small ant”……. well for a start we’ve seen more than one ant today so he’s wrong on that count before we even analyse the rest of the prediction

This months predictions are

Prediction One

Star wars and the lord of rings will both be released on Blu Ray

Prediction Two

Alistair Darling will dress up as Robin Hood and Gordon Brown will dress up as Maid Marion for a fancy dress party

Prediction Three

Page 3 idol will be won by an ugly 50 year old covered in tattoos

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