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When Did It Become Socially Acceptable To Celebrate Someone’s Death?

The above question is one that has been plaguing my thoughts more or less the whole week following the death of Margaret Thatcher and the actions of a minority group of (so called) humans who have felt the need to respond to her death by attempting to get an inappropriate novelty record to the top of the UK singles chart. Those of you who follow me on twitter will certainly be fully aware of my feelings on the campaign as I have been overly vocal on them to the point where a couple of people have unfollowed me. Not that I feel any loss if someone feels the need to unfollow me on twitter because I object to people celebrating death. If anything that’s just more of an indicator as to the kind of person they are rather than anything about me.

Before I begin this post in depth let me just state for the record where my political leanings are. The vast majority of my political views are left of centre. I don’t consider my political views to be relevant to this post but a lot of people in the relevant Facebook groups are very quick to badge anyone buying Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead as a lefty and anyone who objects to it as a Tory Thatcherite. However my objections don’t stem from any political viewpoint but are for humanitarian reasons.

So when did it become socially acceptable to celebrate someone’s death? My thoughts are drawn to recent deaths of people who were generally hated and the two most recent examples are Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. Certainly a lot of people didn’t lose any sleep when these two people died but were their deaths celebrated? I certainly don’t recall any partying in the street or attempting to get novelty records into the charts when these two people died and both these people orchestrated campaigns of mass murder things which are far worse than anything done by Thatcher who may have done things which were unpopular with some people but end of the day she was democratically elected by the people not once, not twice but three times so clearly she was doing something right in the eyes of the British people at the time.

So when did it become socially acceptable to celebrate someone’s death? Clearly some point after the death of Osama Bin Laden then. But is everyone celebrating her death? Certainly there is a group of people who are but then equally there is another group of people saddened by her death. There will also be a group of people who aren’t bothered one way or another. Finally there is another group of people who are probably happy she has died but who aren’t choosing to express that happiness. Heading back to the Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein examples above I think for those deaths I probably fell into the final category. There was a touch of relief/happiness for about 5 seconds and then I proceeded to get on with my life. I certainly didn’t feel the need to organise a party or buy a novelty record. Neither did anyone else as people just moved on and got on with their lives.

So when did it become socially acceptable to celebrate someone’s death? Looking at the evidence it would actually appear that thankfully humanity hasn’t descended so low that it is socially acceptable. The Facebook group promoting the song may feel that they are speaking for the nation but thankfully the truth is quite quite different. The Facebook group at the time of writing this blog post has approximately 11,000 members and the song is currently on course to reach the top 3 but not number one at the time of writing this post. 11,000 may seem a lot but when compared to the UK population of just under 63 million and the world population of just under 7 billion all of a sudden 11,000 doesn’t seem like that many. There are 16 times as many Jedi Knights in the country as there are people who think that this kind of thing is acceptable. And it’s not like this is the first time someone has campaigned to get a song to number one. The Rage Against the Machine campaign group had over 600,000 members and generated about half a million sales of the track. So why does this new campaign have so few members? Thankfully it would seem that only a minority of the Great British Public feel it is socially acceptable to celebrate someone’s death. The majority who have chosen to shun the campaign can see it for what it is. A sick, twisted, depraved campaign aimed at publicly dancing over someone’s grave.

So when did it become socially acceptable to celebrate someone’s death. Thankfully it hasn’t! Which is just as well for the future of the human race!

How to look stupid

So the news broke today that Baroness Margaret Thatcher, former Prime Minister and Britain’s first female PM died of a stroke today. Needless to say her death is currently dividing people on Facebook and Twitter however a group of people on the hashtag #nostatefuneral on twitter are just making themselves look very stupid by tweeting and retweeting a link to a petition on the number 10 petitions site which at the time of writing this post has 5,416 signatures.

The petition can be found at http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/45966 however there is zero point in signing it unless you want to look stupid. And here’s why……

1. It has been stated in the news that Baroness Thatcher did not want a state funeral and is having a Ceremonial Funeral therefore the petition is a bit of a non starter anyway. However this isn’t the biggest thing wrong with signing the petition
2. The petition is due to end in February 2014 which means by the time anyone from the Prime Minister’s Office looks at it she will have been long since buried.

By all means though carry on signing it if you want. Morons!

McDonalds Monopoly Fortunes 2013 Rare Stickers (updated)

It’s that time of year again. McDonalds are about to launch their annual monopoly promotion and once again I will be posting the rare stickers / pieces in a bid to boost my advertising revenue. An unfortunate side effect each year though is that some of the most stupid people on gods green earth decide to comment and demonstrate their stupidity. But it’s worth it. Right? RIGHT????????

So here are the rare stickers

Brown – Urbanz Headphones – Old Kent Road (50,000 Rare Stickers)

Light Blue – Best Western Break – Euston Road (1250 Rare Stickers)

Purple – £100 Buyagift Voucher – Whitehall (800 Rare Stickers)

Orange – Samsung Galaxy S3 – Vine Street (150 Rare Stickers)

Red – Panasonic 3D Smart TV – Strand (200 Rare Stickers)

Yellow – Jamaican Holiday – Coventry Street (50 Rare Stickers)

Green – Honda Civic – Bond Street (15 Rare Stickers)

Dark Blue – £50k – Mayfair (8 Rare Stickers)

Stations – Xbox 360 with Kinect – Liverpool St Station (500 Rare Stickers)

It appears that McDonalds have decided to break with habit and have varied their stickers for the first time in 3 years. The list above is what I’ve been able to confirm from sources on twitter as well as my own visit to McDonalds and is now complete and confirmed. Big thanks to the people on twitter who alerted me that there had been a change and also helped with narrowing down the rare stickers

The following is a FAQ based on some of the more stupid (and the odd intelligent) comments I’ve had the last few years

Q. I have park lane. Who has mayfair and wants to split the prize with me?

A. You’d be amazed how often this one still comes up. You have park lane, I have park lane. EVERYBODY has park lane. There are millions of park lane stickers which are each worth less than 1p. There are 8 Mayfair stickers which are worth £50,000 minus less than 1p. DO THE MATHS!

Q. I have mayfair, bond street or one of the other valuable rare stickers?

A. That’s nice. Go claim your prize then

Q. I have a winning sticker, how do I claim?

A. Actually this is quite a sensible question. All rare stickers should have instructions on them directing you to phone or visit a special winners site that McDonalds usually set up to allow claims. Full claim instructions should be on the rare sticker. You can also collect your pieces online this year by entering codes from the property stickers. It is likely that the McDonalds Monopoly website will assist you in claiming if you enter codes for a full property set

Q. I can collect my stickers online this year?

A. You sure can. Head over to the McDonalds Monopoly website where you can enter game codes and collect your stickers this way. You will need to register with the website. You should also retain any stickers you register to the website as proof for if and when you win a prize. Each time you enter a code on the website you will also win a prize. There are some decent prizes like football tickets, iPads, iPods, cash and digital cameras but these are as rare as the rare stickers. Most of the time you are going to win a naff discount voucher that you are never going to use, an mp3 download, 50 free photo prints or a free mobile game that for some unknown reason is only available on Android and not iOS

Q. I’m moving house soon. Should I play online?

A. No. As part of the registration process the site asks you for your postcode where any prizes are to be sent. The website also states that once entered this postcode cannot be changed. For this reason I suggest anyone moving soon should play offline or only enter stickers which are duplicates of those on their offline game board and are not rare on the online game

Q. How many rare stickers are in circulation?

A. There are 52,973 in total rare collect to win stickers which cover all the prize tiers. Number of stickers on each tier is listed above and ranges from a very unlikely 8 to a still fairly unlikely 50,000

Q. I need some of the non rare stickers, where can I get them?

A. If you visit a McDonalds in Preston, I normally give away any non rare stickers which I already have to neighbouring tables. If you visit a McDonalds elsewhere you will just have to hope there are people as nice as me sitting next to you

Q. Why do you have fewer rare stickers listed than there are prizes for that tier?

A. Some tiers have instant win stickers which instantly win the prize for that tier without needing to collect the property set. I have listed the number of collect to win stickers there are in circulation for each tier

Q. I live in the Preston area and am looking for some inexpensive portrait photography

A. Well it just so happens that I’m a student photographer who also offers professional photography services for a much lower price than a professional photographer. Why not check out Dave Thorp Photography (END SHAMELESS PLUG)

More questions may be added if I get any particularly daft comments this year (which lets face it, I will. I get daft comments every year and expect it to be worse this year since the blog now supports commenting using social networks like Twitter and Facebook. God help me!)