Aim One
Aim one is to adopt the Apple way of thinking by making a totally new product that is better than a car by gluing four cars together to come up with a revolutionary new method of transport that is four times bigger, more expensive and uses much more petrol
Aim Two
Aim two is to save Gordon Brown the hassle of needing to pack all his stuff ready to move out of 10 Downing Street by getting the voting public to lend him a hand, something they will only be too willing to do
Aim Three
Aim three is to solve the issue of the PS3 phat losing linux capabilities by adopting the apple way of thinking and coming up with a new and revolutionary product that you can play games on and run linux on. Gluing 4 PC’s together should do the trick
Aim Four
Aim four is to solve the problem of internet perverts preying on young innocent(!) impressionable youth by banning all people under the age of 18 from using the internet
Aim Five
Aim five is to come up with a brand new aim that is so much better than the previous four by adopting the Apple way of thinking and gluing the previous aims together
It’s freezing again, but why should that stop resident mystic Nostradamus from giving himself food poisoning on his very own barbecue. Just two out of three predictions correct from last month will do just that
Prediction One was “Alexander Thorp will receive an invisible card and present from a certain member of his family for his birthday for the third year running”….. cracking start as the generosity and love from a certain blood relative on my side of the family for their own Grandchildren continues to know no limits. Possibly would be funny if they weren’t just proving my point and proving me right
Prediction Two was “Ashley Cole will be executed for his crime of cheating on the “nation’s sweetheart””….. nope, though one can assume it’s only a matter of time. Either that or the daft cow will take him back again, blissfully unaware that pretty much every warm blooded male on the planet would be only to happy to take his place
Prediction Three was “Rian from ITV’s “Take Me Out” will be given her own diet series…… afraid not though the sponsorship deal with Mars Bars is due to be signed any day now
So no food poisoning this month. Here are next month’s predictions
Prediction One
Apple will release a brand new iPhone that isn’t just 4 iPhones glued together
Prediction Two
Gordon Brown will place a booking for a removal van on a date early in May
Prediction Three
The Lord will bring on the full fury of his wrath burning the earth to a cinder and then it will rain fish