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Happy birthday to me!

Well it’s that time of the year where I get older and am now just one year away from being really old and my life being over.

And as expected I got a nice invisible bottle of JD from my tightwad of a father which there are some lovely photos of me drinking below.

In accordance with Aim One this month I am now obliged to release the following information

“Steven Thorp had an affair with his friends wife during 1996. The affair ended when she was diagnosed with cancer from which she sadly died in 1997”

Further information (possibly including names for the search engine spiders to pick up and index) may be released following Alex’s birthday on 27th of this month

Invisible JD Anyone
Invisible JD Anyone
Glug Glug Glug
Glug Glug Glug

Invisible planes, trains and automobiles

Well following Christmas for children it’s normally time to send out thank you letters. Been seriously resisting sending out the following to Stuart and Alex’s grandfather (my father) however have decided that it would be a waste of a stamp (even though I get 16 stamps a month free) so instead am posting it on here. Enjoy!

Dear Grandad, Granny Suzie and Uncle Will,

Thank you for our invisible train set you asked Father Christmas to bring us for Christmas. We had hours of fun on Christmas Day trying to find it!

Stuart enjoyed pushing his invisible Roary the Racing Car that you got him for his birthday along the invisible tracks despite the fact that invisible Roary is supposed to go on invisible Silver Hatch Race Track and not an invisible train track.

As you are no doubt aware it is Alex’s birthday next month. He would very much like an invisible aeroplane as it goes faster than invisible Roary and will make Stuart very jealous. He will also be able to fly it up to his invisible cloud that you got him to commemorate his birth last year.

Thanks once again

Stuart and Alex (your grandchildren…. just in case you’d forgotten…. or perhaps thought they were invisible)

Merry Christmas

Yes it’s finally Christmas. Unfortunate but true.

Stuart and Alex are playing with their toys. Stuart is more interested in Alex’s toys though rather than his own.

Pictures will be uploaded later. Oh and in 13 hours time Nosty will have got another prediction right. There is no stopping this guy is there!